Monday, March 16, 2020

But Everything Changed When Thursday Attacked

Last week (03/08-03/14). My goodness, last week was a week. It’ll be the kind of thing people talk about for ages, the kind of thing that ends up in the history books.

The week we all woke up and realized that Corvid-19 was bad. Really bad.

As a history hobbiest, I have a problem with the inevitability of how it was written. Rome was always going to fall. The US was always going to win WWII. Schools were always going to close last week. But nothing is set in stone, and while some outcomes might have been more likely, there was always a chance for something to go differently.


Like Oregon would give up our coastline.


Fair warning, this post isn’t going to be quite like the others. I can't guarantee the humor. It’ll be a firsthand account of the week everything went to heck; a primary source, if you will. This is for all of the future historians out there, the ones trying to piece together what happened The Week that Started the Quarantine. #SearchTerms Coronovirus Corvid-19 “The Quarantine” 03/12/2020

03/08/2020-The time change. It sucked, but it was the mundane kind of less-than-fun. That sudden jetlag that comes but twice a year to remind us that even the most useless of events can still keep going. Yay?

03/09/2020-Monday. I was subbing for a Library teacher. Things went well. The assumption was that school would probably stay open until Spring Break, though the closure of some universities was causing some anxiety.

03/10/2020-Tuesday. Again, everyone assumed that everything was going to stay open, but the number of subs was worrying. I myself was doing three jobs—helping in two Kindergarten classes and teaching library. Can someone say hectic?

03/11/2020-Wednesday. I was only in Kindergarten. The number of subs was down, and things were returning to normal. It was a good day overall, and it seemed like the troubles had passed. It still seemed like schools would stay open.

I’m going to pause here to just reiterate this: even on Wednesday, there was no reason to think that things would close. I’m sure people of the future reading this will think we were all idiots, but all signs were pointing to us being able to hold on for one more week—just until Spring Break. At the end of the day, this belief was fueled by misinformation from all sides—the Republican federal government (thank you, president Trump, for all the reasons) and the Democratic state government (here’s looking at you, Governor Brown). I hate when information is withheld, because inevitably it leads to both panic and a greater distrust in elected officials if/when it gets found out.

And there was so much more that we could have been doing earlier.

03/12/2020-Thursday. The morning started as normal. I was going to be up in middle school for most of the day, but checked in with our elementary school just in case. They wanted me in the office for an hour, and I was able to oblige. On the way out the senior admin assistant asked if I’d heard about the governor’s announcement. As my news sources tended more towards the national and international—I’d fallen out of the habit of watching the nightly news—I had not. However, I quickly looked it up.

Imagine those moments in movies where the camera zooms in on a person but the background stays the same—the Dolly Zoom (had a better video, but he swore at the end. @#$!). The moment that inevitably means that something has slapped into the fan. Here is what the press release said she was going to announce:

1. Large gatherings: All large gatherings over 250 people will be canceled statewide effective immediately for four weeks. A gathering is defined as any event in a space in which appropriate social distancing of a minimum of three feet cannot be maintained.
2. Schools: In addition to previous guidance issued on March 8, 2020 to keep schools open, all non-essential school-associated gatherings and group activities should be canceled — such as group parent meetings, field trips, and competitions.
3. Workplace: Recommended implementation of distancing measures including an increased physical space between employees in offices and worksites, limited in-person meetings, limited travel, and staggered work schedules where possible.
4. Long-Term Care and Assisted Living: Strict limitations announced this week by the Oregon Health Authority and Department of Human Services remain in place.


Three thoughts rushed through my head.
1)    What does this mean for the school auction this Saturday? (They moved it online)
2)    What does this mean for after school activities? (They were canceled the next day)
3)    Oh, four-letter-word-of-choice, we’re probably going to close, aren’t we? (yes, announced later)

I cannot stress how fast this flip was. When I woke up, everything was fine. Schools were still mostly open, events were happening, and life was continuing as normal. Within minutes of reading the article, the auction was canceled and the admins were having meetings. By mid-morning I got an email, with the first sentence being:

“Okay people, here’s what I know—AND WE ARE NOT SHARING THIS WITH STUDENTS OR FAMILIES YET!”

They were considering their options, and my subbing for the rest of the day was canceled. By this point the kids were figuring out that something was up—several likely already knew what was likely coming.

An hour later, it became official: school was going to close for at least a month.

The second I got home, I found my roommate. I gave her the scare of her life (a, “HI!” she wasn’t expecting), followed by:

“We need to go grocery shopping. Now.”
“Really? Are you sure-”
“Yes.”

And I’m glad we did. We were able to stock up on staples. Two days later (on a trip to the store for Pi Day goodies) the pasta aisle looked like this:

Huh, yet they still won't by Prego...


When I got to school for my afternoon lessons, the students were just learning the news and were in a panic.

“Austin,” they said, “what does this mean for the Murder Mystery Event? Is it canceled?” To which I replied (each time),

“One, I’ll go into details in class so I only have to say it once. Two, I’ll send out an email later with the same info. Three, you’ve known me for six years: am I a reacter or a planner?”

“Uh…kind of both.” (beat)

“Fair point. For this kind of thing, am I usually a reacter or a planner?”

(Without hesitation) “Planner.”

Here’s the thing. Ever since we’d heard the previous week that we might shut down (like a 2% chance, they said) I’d been planning for it. I’d emailed around for my options, ran through scenarios, etc. Because of that, while I was rushed when the time came, I still knew what I was going to do. And that distinction is important. As of writing this right now, it feels like the US’ response has largely been reactionary—fair point, since the last pandemic of this scale was the Spanish flu 102 years ago (Hey, new blog post idea!). But until we turn that corner and start really putting plans in place, we’ll always be one step behind.

But I digress.

The rest of the school day was spent focusing on the kids. See, I always remind myself that my time with the kids is potentially limited. One of us could leave at the end of the school year. Would I ever wish that I’d spent less time with them? Will I ever get a chance to get those lost minutes back? No, so I do my best to focus on enjoying the time that we have and giving them my all.

Now, back to our in flight movie—the evening was spent getting ready for…


03/13/2020-Friday (the 13th [dun-dun-duuuhhh]). This day was a rush, kind of a culmination of the rest of the week. At the end of the day, everyone was going home. By class I was in first grade, helping monitor the kids while the teacher prepped them for the upcoming 4 WEEKS (MINIMUM) of remote learning; by lunch I was running like a mad-man, giving kids their character sheets for D&D. Once again, we only had a day to prepare.

If it sounds rushed and hectic, it was—but at least the school had a plan in place and a day to prepare. Some places only had hours—and no plan. At the end of the day, we made it. Kids got picked up, only a few things were left behind, and no one really panicked.

The second I got home, I flipped on the TV and turned to the news. This is it, I thought, time to see the long grocery lines and empty shelves; time to see scared interviews and experts going on and on and on about…

The oncoming snow. Portland got snow that weekend, and that’s all anyone on the news was going to talk about.

I guess normalcy is—sometimes—only a flurry away.

This has been another Adventure in the Austentatious. If you liked it, tell your friends; if you hated it, tell your enemies; and if you don’t care either way, then tell everybody. Peace out, happy Quarantine.
And stay healthy.

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